"I, who have no name, no opinions, and no style, have written so many papers at thispoint, including legal briefs, military-strategy assessments, poems, lab reports, and,yes, even papers on academic integrity, that it's hard to determine which course ofstudy is most infested with cheating. But I'd say education is the worst. I've writtenpapers for students in elementary-education programs, special-education majors,and ESL-training courses. I've written lesson plans for aspiring high-schoolteachers, and I've synthesized reports from notes that customers have taken duringclassroom observations. I've written essays for those studying to become schooladministrators, and I've completed theses for those on course to become principals.In the enormous conspiracy that is student cheating, the frontline intelligencecommunity is infiltrated by double agents.Future educators of America, I know who you are."
When I'm all tensed up, blogging relaxes me - Jesus Christ, *Mobil*. (Found in a 1972 CRM textbook.)