Saturday, October 2, 2010

Wait, Santa is... what exactly?



---Speculated scene from "Rare Exports"---

SENTRY 1:
Sure is quiet.

SENTRY 2
Too quiet.

SENTRY 1:
Shit! What's that?

SENTRY 2:
Whats what?

SENTRY 1:
There, at the edge of the clearing, in the trees. See it?

SENTRY 2:
It's just the wind.

SENTRY 1:
No I don't think so.

[The wind abates, yet the trees continue to jostle as a great weight shifts within]

SENTRY 2:
Oh God! They're here! They've come for him!

[Hundreds of MIDGETS in brightly coloured outfits descend from the trees, and swarm around the perimeter of the camp]

[SENTRY 1 fires his ASSAULT RIFLE wildly into the hoard]

SENTRY 1:
ELVES!

--- Cut to black ---

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